Chat Roulette

I've heard about this website's popularity lately. For those unaware, it's Omegle with webcams. You get paired with a random person who could be doing anything. So here's a rundown of what I experienced, simply by hopping into and out of conversations.

1. Chavvy looking guy, normal

2. Chavvy looking guy, normal

3. Normal looking guy, normal

4. Someone holding up a piece of paper with an MSN address and cybersex offer

5. Naked guy masturbating, head and... parts... off camera, thank god

6. Pakistani normal looking guy

7. Assumed normal looking guy, laying down, most of him was offcamera but he was clothed

8. Normal looking guy

9. Some guy's torso, clothed

10. Spambot - just showed a screen capture for a website

11. Normal looking guy

12. Normal looking guy, but with sunglasses on and a really stupid light (angled camera)

13. No webcam, just a sound feed, which consisted of someone presumably fiddling with the mic

14. Normal looking guy

15. Top-half-naked guy with sound feed, wasn't sticking around to find out his intentions

16. Normal looking guy (kinda hunky actually - not gay o.o) in black and white

17. No video or audio feed

18. No video feed, audio feed was just someone crackly playing crap music

19. No feed

20. Two wiggers and some crap rap music

21. Normal looking guy who needs to learn how to zoom with his camera - I could see his chin and part of his jumper

22. Same sort of shot again but different person

23. A hand holding up a piece of paper asking (kindly, I might add) for boobs on the webcam feed

24. Normal looking guy but awful sunglasses

25. No video feed, crackly audio

26. A cock

27. Another cock

28. Bored looking guy, normal

29. Man in briefs but not doing anything bad

30. Bored looking guy, normal

31. Someone just out of shot

32. Bored looking guy laying down

33. Bored looking child

34. Guy that was top-naked (at least), only head and shoulders in shot

35. No video, crackly audio

36. Nobody in shot, was a cam pointed at a dark area

37. An actual woman! Japanese origin too, woo! Quit on her, couldn't be bothered

38. Guy with backwards baseball cap, glasses and tank top. Muscly, looked a lot like wrestler Batista

39. Naked guy masturbating. Cat sitting in the background... poor cat

40. Someone's elbow

41. Nothing

42. Naked guy masturbating. Disturbingly included audio feed. Actually missed the close tab and hit Imageshack's thumbnail out of shock - same closing effect

43. Video feed was pointing at light, audio crackly

44. Naked guy masturbating. Wasn't very well endowed.

45. Girl looking very bored. Crackly audio feed

46. Girl looking very horny. Desperate kind of horny. Looked Hispanic too

47. Normal looking man but appeared to have a spliff going on

48. Guy top-half-naked, bottom half was off shot

49. Two guys blatantly stoned

50. Boring guy with baseball cap

So, yeah. And you thought the premise and trollability was bad enough with Omegle!

A total of three females in 50 goes. In comparison there were about six penes. Thanks, male gender. Thanks a load. (Not literally.)

See y'all!

~Andrew